Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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