No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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