She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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