Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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