Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You need a sexual gate keeper
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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