Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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