Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
