You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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