Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
actually, I'm a sock model
You're so nebulous sometimes
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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