Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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