so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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