Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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