So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize