who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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