sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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