don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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