yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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