We won't sleep together?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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