It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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