i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Quick, to the slutcave!
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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