Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
why is half of my head shaved?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
