I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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