I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We’re leaving where are you
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