I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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