'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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