We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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