So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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