oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
a search helicopter?!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Enjoy the penises
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize