Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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