you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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