I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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