whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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