I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
