Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
