these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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