I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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