I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She's the barista slut.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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