I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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