Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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