i permit you to call me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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