Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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