The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Your cock deserves a montage
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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