I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Gay?
German.
Pity.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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