I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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