I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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