You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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