It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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