I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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