also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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