so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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