Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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