what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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