Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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